convert new api.4chan.json to java?

can anyone help me with this? i am happy to pay someone for their services. the problem is that 4chan no longer allows massive server requests to sys.4chan.org. but with the new api can someone convert the json to java? also, if you can read this script and you know what it does, dont flame me. it helps me deal with the shitposts and cancer.

here’s my script. it took me forever to piece it together and i learned a lot doing it. i just don’t have time to learn the new api.
i paypal you something reasonable.can anyone help me with this? i am happy to pay someone for their services. the problem is that 4chan no longer allows massive server requests to sys.4chan.org. but with the new api can someone convert the json to java?
so once again, this is my chemo, i’m not cancer. i enjoy it on so many levels, not just for the obvious. i love dictating bong names for rolls, "the demotivator and my glass dick, or name my new dog. they are all named penor or mr. pickles. last text request to his female neighbor was as follows. 1. I want to glue your eyes shut with my semen. 2. So you won’t see what I am going to shove up your FILTHY WHORE CUNT. 3. Because I destroy more pussy than cervical cancer. so help a 35 year old /b/tard who misses his first 2 years at /b/, 2008 and 2009 and this is the only chemo i have that’s just for me. it makes all the shitposts and cancer bearable. here’s the script

var first = true, n = 0, l = 0, m = 0;
var offset = 1; //how early it starts posting (default is 1, or 1 post before)
var sticky = true; //posting box follows you as you scroll down the page
var postrange = 20; //number of posts to use for post rate calc

function verbose() {
    if (document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML == "Waiting for: " + n + "...")
        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + ".";
    else if (document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML == "Waiting for: " + n + ".")
        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "..";
    else
        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "...";
    }
   
function check() {
    if (n == 0) return;
    verbose();
    var k = first ? n : (n-offset);
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        method: "HEAD",
        url: "http://sys.4chan.org" + location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0] + "imgboard.php?res=" + k,
        onload: function(response) {
            if (n == 0) return;
            if (response.status == 200) {
                if (first) {
                    alert(n + " passed");
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = n;
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].focus();
                    document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Ready...";
                    n = 0;
                } else {
                    document.getElementsByName("post")[0].submit();
                }
            } else {
                first = false;
                check();
            }
        }
    });
}

function qrcheck() {
    if (n == 0) return;
    verbose();
    var k = first ? n : (n-offset);
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        method: "HEAD",
        url: "http://sys.4chan.org" + location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0] + "imgboard.php?res=" + k,
        onload: function(response) {
            if (n == 0) return;
            if (response.status == 200) {
                if (first) {
                    alert(n + " passed");
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = n;
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].focus();
                    document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Ready...";
                    n = 0;
                } else {
                    document.getElementsByName("qrsubmit")[0].click();
                    document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Ready...";
                }
            } else {
                first = false;
                qrcheck();
            }
        }
    });
}

function postrates() {
    if (n == 0) return;
    verbose();
    GM_xmlhttpRequest({
        method: "HEAD",
        url: "http://sys.4chan.org" + location.pathname.match(/\/[^\/]+\//)[0] + "imgboard.php?res=" + n,
        onload: function(response) {
            if (n == 0) return;
            if (response.status == 200) {
                if (first) {
                    alert(n + " passed");
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = n;
                    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].focus();
                    document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Ready...";
                    n = 0;
                } else {
                    if (l == 0) {
                        l = (new Date()).getTime() / 1000;
                        n = (n + postrange);
                        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "...";
                        postrates();
                    }
                    else {
                    m = Math.round((new Date()).getTime() / 1000 - l);
                    alert(postrange + " posts in " + m + " seconds. Average post time: " + Math.round((postrange / m)*100)/100 + "/s");
                    document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Ready...";
                    }
                }
            } else {
                first = false;
                postrates();
            }
        }
    });
}

function setup() {
getbox = window.document.createElement('div');
getbox.innerHTML = "<table border='0' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='1' id='getbox' style='width: 200px;'> <tbody> <tr> <td colspan='3'> <label name='getstatus'>Ready...</label></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan='3' style='text-align: center;'> <input name='txtpostnumber' size='24' type='text' style='width: 100%'/></td> </tr> <tr> <td style='text-align: center; width: 32%;'> <input name='btpost' type='button' value='Post' style='width: 100%' /></td> <td style='text-align: center; width: 32%;'> <input name='btqrpost' type='button' value='QR Post' style='width: 100%' /></td> <td style='text-align: center; width: 36%;'> <input name='btpostrate' type='button' value='Post Rate' style='width: 100%' /></td> </tr> </tbody> </table>";
if (sticky == true) {
    getbox.style.position = "fixed";
}
else {
    getbox.style.position = "absolute";
}
getbox.style.right = "20px";
getbox.style.top = "39px";
window.document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0].appendChild(getbox);

document.getElementsByName("btpost")[0].addEventListener("click", function(e) {
    first = true;
    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value.replace(/[^0123456789]/g, "");
    n = parseInt(document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value);
    if (!isNaN(n)) {
        document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = "";
        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "...";
        check();
    }
    else
        alert("Invalid Number");
}, false);

document.getElementsByName("btqrpost")[0].addEventListener("click", function(e) {
    if (document.getElementById("qr_form")) {
        document.getElementById('com_submit').id = "com_submit1";
        document.getElementById('com_submit').name = "qrsubmit";
        document.getElementById('com_submit1').id = "com_submit";
        first = true;
        document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value.replace(/[^0123456789]/g, "");
        n = parseInt(document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value);
        if (!isNaN(n)) {
            document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = "";
            document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "...";
            qrcheck();
        }
        else
            alert("Invalid Number");
    }
    else
        alert("Quick Reply is not Open");
}, false);

document.getElementsByName("btpostrate")[0].addEventListener("click", function(e) {
    document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value.replace(/[^0123456789]/g, "");
    n = parseInt(document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value);
    if (!isNaN(n)) {
        document.getElementsByName("txtpostnumber")[0].value = "";
        document.getElementsByName("getstatus")[0].innerHTML = "Waiting for: " + n + "...";
        l = 0;
        postrates();
    }
    else
        alert("Invalid Number");
}, false);

}

setup();

That's not even your script.