ebook reader selection

hi /tech/!
i'm trying to select ebook reader and i cannot find any relevant device
is there any big (>8 inches) ebook reader thet doen't not suck?

kindle sends all to amazon and the can remotley delete any drm file
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2010/12/2010-e-book-buyers-guide-e-book-privacy

others have gay touchscreens (with no stilus), wifi, browsers, translators, dictionaries, FM, minjack for audio, but no keyboard
http://wiki.mobileread.com/wiki/E-book_Reader_Matrix

please help
any comparison table, or device names that are not gay will be useful

nook

Get a kindle, get Calibre, get the kindle-dedrm plugin, and liberate your books.