What kind of virus is this?

Okay, so my computer has been fucking up recentally and the way it does it is it restricts me from going to any antivirus sites  searching on any search engines. When I do search it gives me a false google and all the links will take me to another site and try to install site. It also wont let me update my current virus protection and no matter how many times I scan and boot scan it still runs rampaid. How do I get rid of this annoying pest?

its like aids
prevention is the only cure

Nice. So how I rid teh aids?

>3
b& plz

>>4
kaspersky+malwarebytes

The virus of being cummed inside

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>>1

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>>5
this this this this.
malwarebytes' anti-malware.
you can install it from USB if it comes to that.

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>it restricts me from going to any antivirus sites
you might have a virus

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