Computer Halp!

Sup /g/eeks?

My PC Specs: MSI MS-7151 Motherboard, 2.2Ghz Athlon 64, 1GB Ram, & 550watt Ultra PSU, Windows 2000 SP4/5 whatever (LULZ).
A few questions;

1. My comp has been acting weird lately. I shut it down to work on it, and turned the switch on the PSU to off as a safety precaution. After getting done, I tried to turn it on again, but forgot the backswitch was set to off. The LED’s flashed on for under a second, and then the LED’s would come on but the fucker wouldn’t post, or would only post partly. After about a week it finally posted, and has been working fine for about a month till this morning when it wouldn’t post after a restart, but then I hit the reset switch, and it posted fine.

Any ideas?

2. I cannot get files or folders to display in A-Z alphabetical order in list view. I have tried changing to detail view and setting it and then switching back to list, Going into folder options and un-selecting and then re-selecting “remember each folders appearance” whatever. No change whatsoever, halp?

3. How the FUCK do I get .ape audio files to play in winamp?

4.VLC media player has been acting weird lately. If I fullscreen a video, there will still be the VLC window on top of it. Also, how do I set the fucking file type associations after VLC has been installed?

5. I’m considering upgrading to an AMD Quad-core or maybe even Intel (fuck) and would like some advice on if I should wait for the AM3 socket or which Intel CPU I should go with now and a good motherboard. I have a Multi-monitor (4) setup right now, and need at least 3 PCI slots, as well as at least one PCI 16x (of course) and built in video which I can use along with a PCI-E Vidya card is a plus, if this is even possible.

Thanks /g/, I’d reward you with porn…but...moot and all…ya know.

tl;dr

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If America instituted a test to block all persons from using a computer unless they passed, you would probably pass. The apocalypse is nigh.

Even my grandmother doesn't fail as hard at computers.

>>Even my grandmother doesn't fail as hard at computers.

I doubt she has 10 of them like I do. Nevermind question 3, I found the god damn .ape file plugin on winamp.com, which is listed under Monkey audio files.

>>6
You have ten, but somehow you never figured out how to accomplish very basic tasks?

dr;tl

>>7
I've also heard about people who collect cars without ever learning how to drive.

I don't see you cockmuffins coming up with any answers either.

>>10
You don't deserve any. For many reasons.

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