People are constantly bringing you their malfunctioning electronic devices because these people fail, their shit consumer gadgets fail, and want you to be their failure shield.
ANSWER:
a) I have a knack with technology and enjoy helping people.
b) I feel simultaneously compelled and burdened to fix stupid shitboxes because my self-esteem is strong like Hulk.
c) Stop wasting your fucking money and entrusting valuable information on shitty electronic bullshit, losing fuckcocks!
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Anonymous2007-12-04 5:58
My answer, $50 up front + $50 per hour == $100 for 1 hour of work. My time is too precious to help everyone's request. I'd be willing to buy the thing from of if you think of replacing it.