Ubuntu Not Working

I've burned Ubuntu x86 and x64 to disks and neither work when I boot from the CD/DVD drive. Help!

Can you boot from other CD-ROMs? Maybe the drive is just broken, or your BIOS doesn't have the right drivers.

Did you burn it as an image, not the file on the disc.  There might be a "burn image" option in your burning program.  If not,  download and use BurnCDCC (http://www.terabyteunlimited.com/downloads/burncdcc.zip).

"Doesn't work" doesn't exactly give us much information to work with.

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>>4
Quit linking to esr, nigger.

>>1
Which mobo do you have? My Asus p5b fails because anything older than Linux 2.6.17 fails to boot on it.

>>6
why? It is relevant

>>5
I will, when people have learned to think before posting.

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