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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 17:44 ID:xYYxsFsH

Should phones be implanted in our asses? discuss.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-20 23:50 ID:i4NrXIDd

Considering the quality of conversation now taking place on cellphones, using A2A (ass to ass) technology to converse would actually be an improvement.  Depending on the conduction of the vibrations through your aPhone, a significant amount of pleasure would also be accomplished.  I mean, the Internet is simply and primarily a pr0n distribution network; why not convert cellular networks over to the same?

Name: Eric 2007-07-24 2:19 ID:kWl6/UF5

How about they make the 4chan phone? It'd consist primarily of random discussion about everything and the birth of the occasional internetz fad.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 17:13 ID:H4SUDmBI

STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU GAPING FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-28 20:52 ID:QqPQuPvU

Why don't we all learn to talk with our farts?

Name: RedCream 2007-07-30 2:42 ID:B2MSbxal

That's a progressive idea, #5.  Farts involve TWO of our senses; that's higher bandwidth!

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