As a young black man in white America, we can all agree that I am owed A LOT. Not just for my heroic survival of slavery, but also for my survival of racism. What are some ways that this can be made up to me? Keep in mind that I am already rich, so I don't care about your little money. Also, I get plenty of hot young white girls so don't bother offering me them either, I already own them! So, does anybody have any ideas?