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Do not worry, the internet signal is very light, in fact, some kittens have been known to pick it up on occasion. You cell phone should be more than enough to handle the almost insubstantial signal of the internets! All you need do is find a PC that already has received this internet signal, and command it go forth with simple instructions to carry along this signal of internets to a place like
www.google.com where you may look, as if through a library, for information such as this. Internets signalling holds the key to many powers such as this!