MMA sucks

They call UFC, WEC, and all that other crap "mixed martial arts" but the only style you see are a bunch of guys on the floor hugging each other. If I wanted to watch that I would've stayed in Turkey. Boxing takes way more skill and is way more physically demanding than MMA hands down. I liked the early UFC but it sucks ass now.

>>159

This "fatal nose strike" is a lie. Also you're probably referring to freestyle wrestling leg takedowns, there are literally hundreds of moves you ignorant computer-desk Internet tough-guy troll.

MMA itself is not a "style". MMA is a form of competition. The realest and most effective form of competition the masses have seen since pankration in the ancient Olympic Games.

MMA is on national TV. Boxing is continuing to get it's ass beat and face kicked in. U mad Boxingfags?

>>6
Not if I shot him in the face with my S&W 410 first.  Seriously if I had some beefcake bearing down on me or my girlfriend I'd put 3 .40 rounds in him before he hit the floor.  He certainly wouldn't get to give me a sweaty man hug.
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>>14
I watch boxing whenever I see it on.  I prefer the weight classes under heavy though.  You seem to get a longer, better, fight out of them. 
I also agree that MMA is moronic.  Every fucking time I watch it I see 2 guys hugging on the floor.  Makes me wonder if the guys who watch it all the time are closet fags.

Public perception of the average mixed martial artist is that of a professional bar brawler. Several well-known MMA fighters, such as David "Tank" Abbot and Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson did in fact have a background as actual street fighters but have achieved only limited success in professional competition. In reality, fighters must cross-train extensively in a variety of disciplines to achieve any high-level success in the sport. Common background disciplines include wrestling, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, boxing, kickboxing, judo and karate. As time goes on and the sport grows, the next generation of fighters will feature a greater number of purists who began training the sport at a young age rather than transferring in from another discipline.

I'm a black belt in marksmanship. Come at me bro. Eat 7.62mm full metal jacket.

well i respect both sports. i dont understand why people have to argue and diss the other sport just because they like one better. but boxing in this is fact is part of mma so if its really boxing vs mma it has been already proven that mma is surpirior. "any current boxing champion would wipe the floor with anyone in UFC etc". yes James Toney thought the same. the result we saw.

ALL YOU MMA BITCHES ARE JUST MAD THAT BOXERS CAN WIPE THE FLOOR AND THEN CLEAN UP THE S.H.I.T THEM

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what a fucking waste. mma is USELESS! stop saying they're real good! put a mma fighter in the ring with an experienced kung fu, hapkido, or bjj MASTER, mma shithead is going to get hurt and hurt real bad. Ive SEEN mma fighters get beat up by real fighters, why? cause they dont know shit!

grappling is useless if the other fighter can keep you away at a distance whole fighting. if someone could do that then why are you saying its soooo importantr  ITS NOT you morons, i'll kick your fucking asses right now, I'm losing it! eat my long ass penas! a b b b b bitch! i'll kick yo ass with tang soo do with a little added i made loce you to ya girlfriend!

stop sitting in your moms basement watching mma videos 24/7 with occasionally throwing in never back down and fighting. you justa bitch... but when daddy says, do push up son, you say, no me pussy! me got videos to watch, xbox and ps3 to play  (mma games),
i love mma fighters so sexy wathcing them grope and hump each other gives me boner!

Yo bro. I'm an mma fighter I'll kick your asses anytime, anywhere.
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All boxers can do is PUNCH and use footwork and head movement that is adapted to fighting someone else who can ONLY PUNCH.

>>171

It's been done. MMA prevails everytime.

>>148

this

>>178
uh bro no it doesn't. actually it RARELY prevails

MMA is truly USELESS. ITS NOT A SELF DEFENSE SYSTEM, ITS A COMBATIVE SPORT. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT try to use mma in a REAL FIGHT, especially someone whos been trained FULLY or is even decent in another martial art. You WILL get hurt. YOUR ENDURANCE TRAINING WONT COUNT FOR SHIT, if you opponent is better trained than you in technique. and with mma fighters, this is ALWAYS THE CASE. MMA IS GAY. LEARN THE FULL MARTIAL ART, not just pieces of it.

how right you are

>>178
you cant compare mma vs kung fu, jujitsu, hapkido, or any other martial arts based on what you just see in the ring. YOU JUST CANT. you know why? because mma fights are NOT REAL FIGHTS. put that mma guy against the same dude in the street where the kung fu, hapkido, etc. guy can use moves he couldn't in the ring. mma guy is not going to have a good time. mma fights have rules, therefore they ARE NOT real

>>183

If you are unable to punch someone in a ring...why would you be able to punch them "in da street"?

>>183

Early UFC had NO RULES. And look who prevailed. Wrestling, shootfighting, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

>>183

Maybe you didn't get the memo but your bullshit kung fu and aikido was exposed in 1993.

>>172

And this is the exact same thought process all the other people who got easily tapped out had.

>>1

You're a pussy OP. Even an amateur mixed martial artist could mop the floor with you.

>>187
last time I heard IN A REAL FIGHT, no one is trying to tap each other out

>>187


your not too bright are you?

>>184
you completle misread the post. he didn't say mma guy couldnt he said the other couldnt because of mma rules which make certain moves in certain fighting styles illegal. there are no illegal moves in a street fight.

>>186
what the heck are you talking about? exposing two centuries old styles? Ive bet you've never heard the story about Bruce Lee who had a huge man picking on him and insulting him one of the sets of his movies. Bruce Lee accepted his challenge and "systematically took him apart with ease." whats to expose? give me a frigging break.

you seem to forget that whether ufc had rules or not at one point, its STILL a competitive sport and has way different dynamics and circumstances than a REAL fight. and your talking semantics by saying different styles beat other people. just because someone uses bjj doesn't make them a mma. If someone just trained in bjj beat someone in another style DOESNT mean mma won.

you seem to forget that mma is just a complilation of fighting styles NOT A FIGHTING STYLE IN ITSELF

how the hell is two guys on the floor for 3/4 of the time throwing a few punches and kicks here and there a reliable way to judge fighting styles. its not. even real rights dont last that long.

>>192

Gene LeBell says hello

Bruce Lee is shit
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19004&page=1
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f44/bruce-lee-vs-royce-gracie-983842/

Bruce Lee did shit for the development of martial arts. Instead of exposing the mainstream to all the wrestling, judo, and boxing that was around at the time, Bruce Lee showed audiences bullshit "watah" techniques. He hindered, not helped martial arts.

These NBA basketball players wouldn't last 5 minutes playing streetball.

They play basketball for "sport" and "money". I do it for survival.

These NHL hockey players wouldn't last 5 minutes playing street hockey.

They play hockey for "sport" and "money". I do it for survival.

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