MMA sucks

They call UFC, WEC, and all that other crap "mixed martial arts" but the only style you see are a bunch of guys on the floor hugging each other. If I wanted to watch that I would've stayed in Turkey. Boxing takes way more skill and is way more physically demanding than MMA hands down. I liked the early UFC but it sucks ass now.

You subscribe to the "striker" philosophy, which is overridden by the "sweaty man hug" philosophy.

Mike Tyson in his prime could wipe the floor with anybody in the UFC. As could any of the current boxing champions.

Not if they had their crotch hugged, according to MMA

UFC and MMA in general is just a bunch of half-assed mixed skilled football players who think that they are fighting in a street fight and that now that they know a little bit of this and a little bit of that they can call them selves “mixed martial artists” which is bullshit. No MMA fighter is a true martial artist.

You are all fucking retarded.  You could take any of the UFC's current champs and put him against his equivalent from the boxing world and the MMAer would absolutely fuck him up.  Boxing is a bunch of fuckheads going punch for punch like two retards and the first one to suffer the most brain trauma loses.

MMA fighters are the most highly skilled fighters in the world.  Can you imagine everywhere you go knowing that you can take every person you see.  Must be nice. 

Funny, I bet if an MMA'er "floor-hugged" you he would be able to break both your arms and ankles in under a minute.

people are just upset that fights in martial arts movies look so cool but real life fights look like 2 aggressive gays groping each other

It's funny. In MMA people get knocked out in one punch in so many fights, that or they hug on the ground for 5 minutes. One could say "It's because the gloves they were are much thinner than in boxing". How come none of the fighters ever get bloody noses, black eyes, or bruises on their faces? They're obviously wimps.

Its too violent for me.

MMA is so boring, even if they can win street fights. Boxing is a gentlemans way of whooping ass. Not one of them would dare put the gloves on and attempt to whoop tyson in his prime. UFC is human cockfighting, boxing is at least respectable. FUCK MMA

boxing isn#t really respectable, 2 lumps of nigra flesh pummleing each other in the face for a shrieking crowd is pretty much cockfighting.

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You rednecks can pretend your sport UFC are the "best fighters in the world". Because the best fighters, we know it sucks.

I don't care... I'm NEVER going to care about mixed martial arts or that Ultimate Fighting crap. Stop trying to sell me on the fact that it's martial arts. It's not. Bruce Lee is martial arts. This is legal street fighting being mass marketed to the XBOX generation who needs to see a lot of blood spitting out of people's mouths and noses. It features "tough guys" who would get their asses kicked by a REAL fighter.

I don't even know the rules. I don't want to know the rules. Any sport where the object is to squeeze the other guy's balls is not a sport. I'm not sure you're really allowed to grab a guy's nut sack in MMA but as soon as fans say they want to see it, they'll have it.

The fact that boxing is being forced to compete with this bullshit bothers me. Boxing is truly the "sweet science". It requires discipline, focus, intense training and a sophisticated understanding of technique. Well, mostly. I mean you do have guys like Wladimir Klitchko whose only technique is to get in a ring and throw punches until someone rings a bell. Or Tyson whose technique involved biting a guy's ear off.

Still, at its best, there is nothing more exciting than watching two really talented fighters square off. If I want to see UFC type crap I can just walk into a biker bar at closing time. I mean it's pretty much dog fighting for human beings.

I implore all of my readers to rediscover boxing. It has history, it has ring girls and it has class. I never thought I could say that but, compared to that schoolyard bunk they're selling, boxing IS classy.

MMA sucks ass. It requires no skill. You redneck hillbillies can pretend your sport has the best fighters but kung fu and judo masters can wipe the floor with them. And MMA isn't that mixed anyway. You see one style, grabbing.

Sounds like a tae kwon do user got the shit kicked out of them while sparring. GG lol

WAH ITS NOT REAL FIGHTING YOURE CHEATING YOU CANT JUST GRAB WAHHH THATS HAX OMG IM GOING HOME

I think its pretty clear that some people who thought their TKD classes were of use in real life.  Sorry to break your hearts, but they arent.  Fact is that if it didnt work, nobody would do it.  If grappling wasn't highly effective the gracies wouldn't have dominated many of their early UFC matches.  They had kung fu and judo masters back then, and what was happening?  Oh yeah, they were tapping the floor, getting choked out etc.

Judo masters?  Like Karo Paresian(sp?)?  He is a black belt in judo, and he isnt even close to a top 10 fighter.  Get real.

To number 14, they used to have NO RULES, with guys like Tank Abbot who were real street fighters, and where do you see tank now?  Getting his head stomped in smaller orginizations.  I bet you think Kimbo Slice is a real fighter and he is going to do something.  Get real.

You make such a huge post bashing MMA, yet you dont even know the rules and seem to be completely ignorant of the facts.  MMA is more real than boxing, more safe that boxing, and generally takes more skill than boxing.  How is boxing more exciting than MMA?  What happened to the last boxing superfight?  Oh yea, mediocre at best.

Dont get me wrong, I love boxing, but I simply see MMA as such a better sport.  Here, listen to this. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jJgg3XHLhs

Just looking at who is debating on either side and I think it gives a face to this entire thing.  Boxing is old, dying, the fighters have grown too fat(monetarily), while the UFC is young, fit, and doing good.

And on a final note, to say boxing has to compete with MMA is a pretty funny statement, as boxing is clearly no competition.  MMA draws bigger crowds and boxing is dying.  Sad but true.

ps. your boxers came to mma and got their asses kicked.

yep boxing requires so much skill...
last i checked having longer arms than your opponent doesnt mean you have skill...
all boxers have to do is punch.
mma fighters have to be able to punch, kick, knee, elbow, takedown, wrestle, and use jiu-jitsu...
boxing is a nigger sport for monkey arms...

MMA is a white trash sport with no sportsmanship or skill needed.

>>21
and boxing is for niggers in jail.

lol faggots. OP is a troll.
1. he likes boxing (because it requires more skill)
2. like the early ufc (hardly any skill whatsoever)
3. bunch of guys rolling on the ground (cough, royce, ken, taktarov, coleman, severn, etc. cough EARLY UFC)

>>23
stupid faggot Royce Gracie is a legend in MMA a master of a variety of arm bars and cross arm breakers

http://www.youtube.com/user/Horsecockluver

MMA SUCKS

MMA is not real fighting.

You big nose fucking fag THE MMA is the greatest sports of all time, so fuck all you nigger loving homos.

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MMA isn't martial arts at all. As soon as the match starts, the two fighters circle each other, and then just wrestle around on the floor.

>>28
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>>29
Because martial arts should be all about pretty flying kicks and katas, right?

MMA may be fighting but it's not an art.

the best way to win a fight is to keep the other guy on the ground

Jiu-Jitsu is neither real nor practical. So you all of you MMA fags please do not try that shit on the street. you could get elbowed to the back of the head, your ear rip apart, your eyes pocked, your knee hyper extended by a kick, your throat ripped apart, your balls bitten off, or kicked on the head by a second dude,,, Again, do not try it on the street.

You are better off having some good striking skills from muay Thai/ tae-kwon-do, Karate, western boxing, Scrima (Filipino), maybe some modified Aikido, and some wrestling-Judo to get them down and get out. (shit it sounds like Russian Sambo).

If you fuckers would try to do an arm bar on me, I would push my thumb into your eyes and rip your fucking balls off. Learn and respect the origins and practicality of each style.

By the way, none of the Gracie’s have been able to defeat any professional grade boxer/kick boxer. Just watch the fight between Wanderlei Silva and Gracie on google video. Silva is a not a professional grade boxer and he fucked Gracie up in 5 seconds. Also look at the UFC so-called-World champs. Why is it that every other month, there is a new champion?  Who, besides, Anderson Silva has defended the title on more that 3 occasions? I believe that he has professional grade Muay-Thai skills.

By the way you could teach any idiot to do jiujitsu, but it takes learning at a early age, how to strike in order to do it fast and accurate. Think about this, why was a street fighter like Kimbo Slice able to get trained in MMA and knock the Fuck off someone like tank abbot. Are you going to tell me that tank is a chump? Nope, he is pretty good and very powerful, but not professional grade boxer.

Anyway, I would like to start fighting for cash, how do I get involved, where do I signup. I am willing to get on some backyard brawling for cash.

>>34
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

yeah, because he knows where you live internet troll...

>>36,38
Say that to my face fucker not online

An MMA fighter could take out a boxer in no time at all.  As soon as the boxer starts covering his face like a little girl his legs will be out from under him in a second and then I'd like to see him fight with broken arms.  Tht "great" Mike tyson broke his wrist punching outside of the ring without his pillowcase gloves.  And emiliano, please think before you open your mouth because if you ever get into a fight with a semi-competent jiu-jitsu fighter he'll break anything he wants on you before you are even able to cry for mercy.  Jiu-Jitsu was a method of killing and destroying your opponents on the field of battle and was so brutal that judo was invented to have a less deadly and bloodthirsty sport.  Boxing is two dude making kelbasas out of each other's faces and is about as useful for protection like a junior sheriff badge.  MMA is two primed athletes using every muscle in order to exploit other's weakness and determine who is the deadliest man alive.

Kimbo Slice is a chump and Dana White knows it.  He's only around to make black people happy.  14 second knockout baby.

Jesus Christ faggots, the only reason you even consider two men wrestling as obviously gay is because you're all fucking homophobe tools who let pop culture satirists convince you any man touching another is gay. Soon shaking hands will be considered gay.

Centuries of grappling have gone by, no one until the 1990's thought it was gay.

I have a question I hope the 4chan generation can answer: Once you've shit on everything, how do you enjoy anything? Or is shitting on everything so natural to you 14 year olds that you can't actually enjoy anything except masturbating, weed and southpark?