teams that suck

in this thread, we post the teams that we are a fan of but just suck cock.

i'll start:

Oakland Raiders
Blackburn Rovers
San Jose Stealth

Yea if I liked the raiders I'd tie a rope around my penis then to the top of the empire state building.  Then I'd jump off and spray everyone blow who probably likes the jets with blood and probably a lot of nut from the excitement of getting your penis ripped off.