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[REI] May I take your order?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:14

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -! i Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-19 16:15



       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i We have a "No Cellphones" policy in our establishment.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  All guests are required to keep their cellphones switched off.
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-19 18:19

>>81

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Can i see your boobs again? i pay you $10 grands for a titty fuck
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ8===============D-
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 1:45

                               /__\                            /__\
                              | <><|         Look sir -       |><> |
                              (__/\)           droids.        (/\__)
                             /      \  /O                    /      \
                            //| __  \\//                     ||/(===o
                           // |/  \| \/                      | /  \ |
                          //__[][][]                         \/][][\/
                     ____/|'  |\  /|.                         |\  /|
       ,---,_______ /         |_||_| \                        |_||_|
      /|O O|      /           [ ][ ]   \                      [ ][ ]
       |O O|    /             | || |     \                    | || |
      ~~~~~ "          _______|_||_|_______\                  |_||_|
             " " " " "/       [_][__\        \________________[_][__\____

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-24 7:35

>>2

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < King of tables, master of cats
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-07 22:49

Can I have a kiss please, Rei?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-08 5:46

>>84
I thought you were Master of tables and king of cats? I must be getting you confused with some one else.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-08 6:33



       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i *CHU*
    \ヽ .ゞ o ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 18:09

>>86
    r⌒ヽ  (⌒⌒)  r⌒ヽ/, 
 、、;(⌒ヾ   ((⌒⌒))  /⌒) ),  ,
 ヾ (⌒ヽ ド━ l|l l|l ━ン!⌒⌒);;)/. ,
          ∧_∧   /‾WTF?!
          <丶`Д´> < IM TABLE CAT A FUCKING ICON
        /    |    \  I DEMAND TO SEE THE APOROLLY RIGHT NOW
       /       .|     !!!
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
   ‾‾ヽつ‾‾‾‾‾‾ | |‾

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 13:59

The pleasure of being cummed inside

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 18:22

>>90

         ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < King of tables, master of cats
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-26 18:23


         ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < The pleasure of being cummed inside
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-27 13:00

>>1

        ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < CAN I CUM ON YOUR FACE REI
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ8=====================D
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-01 20:57



       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i My uterus have been removed,
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  so that's technically impossible
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 1:18

>>95


                ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <  BOOB SHOW PLEASE! I PAY $2000 FOR A TITTYFUCK
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8===================つ
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 2:11

>>96
       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! no.
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 16:08

>>97

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < im going to give you the MAX HARDCORE THREATMENT REI YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT AFTER THAT YOU WILL BE TAMED AND YOU WILL BE GIRLY
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-02 18:43

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 10:26


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < 100GET
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-03 22:02

May I please have a sandwich. No mayo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 16:05

       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i    SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-05 17:22


    -‐‐- 、
/      ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ -!  I LOVE YOU TABLE CAT CAME HERE ALL OVER MY TITS
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
(  ヽ _,.-===、j、
 ゞヽ‐イ/´   ヽ ヽ、
   \!   ::c:: !  :p
     }ヽ __ ノ、_ノ
   /    ノ ノ´



          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < THAT WAS AWASOME BABY next time i stick it in your popper
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8=========つ
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 22:10

I ordered a sandwich ages ago.

This place sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-07 23:34

>>104

       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i    im sorry i was attending my boyfriend tablecat needs ,heres your sandwitch with a lot of may courtesy of tablecat
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-10 22:07

Thank you. The sandwich is good, so all is forgiven.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-12 21:23

             -‐‐- 、
          /     ヽ          +
          !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)  +
          i  乂-‐ -! i 
          \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  And now I'm off to fight for love and justice.
            ``フ i´  Tablecat, you're in charge while I'm gone.
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    丿   l゙                   ゙l  ヽ
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  .,,/`   ,/                     ゙l、  ヽ
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~゙゙゙"゙゛                            ̄"゛ 

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 18:43


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Baby you look great in that suit lets do it again
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8=========つ
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: table cacti 2008-12-15 18:25

        *-*,
      ,*\/|`| \
      \' ಠ_ಠ '| *,   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       \ `| | |/ ) < water free?? may i have?????
       | |'| , /     \________
       |'| |, /
      __|_|_|_|__
      [___________]
      |     |
      \    /
   ___\   /____
.       \_____/      \
  ____________\
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-16 19:01

>>109


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Reis not here so im attending!
heres your piss water
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8=========つ ----------
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-17 11:08

       -‐‐- 、
    /     ヽ
    !  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
    i  乂-‐ -! i    I'm one of Rei's many clones. May I take your order?
    \ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
      ``フ i´
        / \ノゝ
      /__i |丱!|
    ━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
    ==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
    ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 15:41

>>111

        ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <BOOB SANDWITCH PLEASE
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8=========つ ----------
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-18 15:51

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <WITH A SIDE OF COCK JUICE PLEASE
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__8=========つ ----------
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 0:39



                /⌒\
                 ○⌒):::\
              ノ:::::\
            ⊂ニニニニニ⊃    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < XMAS TEST!
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 0:47

>>25575017
  ________∧_∧
  .              ´∀` \     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ____________\  < Oh god, how did I end up in the table?
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄    \________
   ____________| |
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-12 19:16

  ________∧_∧
  .              ´∀` \
   ___________8==================>
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄   
   ____________| |
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-17 8:17

  ∧_∧  Clic,clic / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 (    )  ∧ ∧ < You ...are.. of ..same ..kind,・・・
 (    )  (,,゚Д゚)  \____________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (つ_つ__
 ̄ ̄ ̄日∇ ̄\| IBM |\
        ̄   =======  \

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Are you enjoy trolling, huh?

   ̄ ̄ ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ∧_∧       / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ( ・∀・)  ∧ ∧ < What are you doing.., please don't see in my computer.・・・
 (  ⊃ )  (゚Д゚;)  \____________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ (つ_つ__
 ̄ ̄ ̄日∇ ̄\| IBM |\
        ̄   =======  \

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 0:30

Rei is delicious with fava beans and a nice chianti.

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