/sjis/ - The truth behind #fortune

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

I'm sick and tired of this age-old "omg i wanna do fortune how do i got fortunes????" faggotry that's rampant in /b/. To end it, here's the story behind the whole unfortunate #fortune thing.

In mid-2007 it was decided that anonymity would no longer be enforced in /b/ and so the name field that had been gone for so long was brought back. A new feature was also introduced, called "fortune," which worked with the #fortune command. To make it work, you had to put #fortune in the now non-existent name field. Fortune only worked (and still works) in /b/, nowhere else.

But then, after a while, things got a little out of hand and suddenly there were namefags galore. Due to the abso-fucking-brick-shitting-enormous name faggotry, the name field was quickly taken down. The guys who have fortune now had it when the name field was taken down, and now they're permanently stuck with it.

So no, you can't do fortune. It's simply impossible. The fortune fags are just pulling your fucking gullible newbie leg, so stop asking how to do it.

Name: !DNCwlsS8Lk 2011-07-04 15:10

wat

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 16:05

It's not gay unless the weiners touch

Name: !.X9p7owdWI 2011-07-05 0:48

SECRET BOARD!

Name: soimnewifhvbsamnvisdfhkjcvkn 2011-07-05 3:46

wat

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 4:34

it's like eval ( fortune ); or something

Name: !26D7I/H7YY 2011-07-05 15:53

what is this place?

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-05 15:53

how does this work?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 16:26

WHAT REALM IS THIS?

Name: !!QSvwrQMMkoH22b4 2011-07-05 19:05

testing

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-07-05 19:07

testing

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 19:34

<code>[color="red"]testing[/color]</code>

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-05 20:30

no wei

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-07-06 17:41

Okay

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 20:25

testicular
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testicular
cancer

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 3:15

the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 11:31

roody-poo

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 9:09

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 0:34

Why the fuck is #fortune back? I don't even.

sage could be back too and we would never fucking know it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 8:24

Oh god don't fucking post here, the summerfags will learn our secrets.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 8:25

Also 100 get.

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-13 7:32

Fuck this shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 4:55

LOL YOU STILL CAN NEWBFAG WRONG

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 12:09

lulz

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 16:48

104 get

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 20:42

105 get

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-16 16:06

amidoinitrite?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 17:07

There's somone asking if he is
"doing it right"...

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Name: Fuck you 2011-07-17 6:51

Ass

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 8:59

Now he called us an "Ass".
Brother, what should I do?
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 9:01

I don't think that will help.
It's a text board.
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 18:33

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 8:03

gais teach me how to fortune. teach me teach me how to fortune...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 8:52

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 5:39

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 5:44

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Name: Anonanonymous 2011-08-02 3:24

STILL WORKS, HOORAY!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 16:55

>>116
it works AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 6:24

Gais how do I fortune?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 3:40

Woloolo

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-15 3:20

What is fourchune?

The truth behind #fortune

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

81 Name: !DNCwlsS8Lk 2011-07-04 15:10

82 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 16:05

83 Name: !.X9p7owdWI 2011-07-05 0:48

84 Name: soimnewifhvbsamnvisdfhkjcvkn 2011-07-05 3:46

85 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 4:34

86 Name: !26D7I/H7YY 2011-07-05 15:53

87 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-05 15:53

88 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 16:26

89 Name: !!QSvwrQMMkoH22b4 2011-07-05 19:05

90 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-07-05 19:07

91 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-05 19:34

92 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-05 20:30

93 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-07-06 17:41

94 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-06 20:25

95 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 3:15

96 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 11:31

97 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-10 9:09

98 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 0:34

99 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 8:24

100 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 8:25

101 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-13 7:32

102 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 4:55

103 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 12:09

104 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 16:48

105 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 20:42

106 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-16 16:06

107 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 17:07

108 Name: Fuck you 2011-07-17 6:51

109 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 8:59

110 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 9:01

111 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 18:33

112 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 8:03

113 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 8:52

114 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 5:39

115 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 5:44

116 Name: Anonanonymous 2011-08-02 3:24

117 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-02 16:55

118 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 6:24

119 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-12 3:40

120 Name: Anonymous 2011-08-15 3:20