/sjis/ - The truth behind #fortune

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

I'm sick and tired of this age-old "omg i wanna do fortune how do i got fortunes????" faggotry that's rampant in /b/. To end it, here's the story behind the whole unfortunate #fortune thing.

In mid-2007 it was decided that anonymity would no longer be enforced in /b/ and so the name field that had been gone for so long was brought back. A new feature was also introduced, called "fortune," which worked with the #fortune command. To make it work, you had to put #fortune in the now non-existent name field. Fortune only worked (and still works) in /b/, nowhere else.

But then, after a while, things got a little out of hand and suddenly there were namefags galore. Due to the abso-fucking-brick-shitting-enormous name faggotry, the name field was quickly taken down. The guys who have fortune now had it when the name field was taken down, and now they're permanently stuck with it.

So no, you can't do fortune. It's simply impossible. The fortune fags are just pulling your fucking gullible newbie leg, so stop asking how to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:41

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:41

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:42

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:42

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:56

>>25
>>26
>>27

( ・-・)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 17:16

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 14:12

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 22:42

>>50
yep.

Name: !!vCbAtogbIvQujpH 2010-06-04 5:13

>>51
don't you mean nope?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 6:17

HAI GUIS XD

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 6:17

GUESS MY NUMBER
>>54
EPIC WIINNNN OMGLOL

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 20:43

>>54
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 22:40

THE GAME

Name: importers exporters directory 2011-05-31 22:50

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 6:30

FORTUNE IS BACK FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 6:30

FORTUNE IS BACK FAG.GOTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 7:42

FAGGOTS ARE BCAK FORTUNE

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 10:31

STOG.GAF KCAB SI ENUTROF

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 12:53

BACK IS FAGGOTS FORTUNE

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-03 12:56

nignog golliwog ramadamading dong!
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 16:24

What is dis?I am seeing dis for the first time.Is 'dis' some secret 4chan hangout?Newfag here

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-03 17:06

i luld

Name: !xhioi10.DY 2011-07-03 17:06

oh yea and OP is a faggot

Name: !uYKzbCI9QM 2011-07-03 17:07

d

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 17:55

O hey everybody...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 17:55

O hey everybody...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 18:51

No ordinary sandwich.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 20:20

why did fortune came up again?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 20:21

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 21:53

Why the fuck am I here again?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 22:02

I want fortune gone.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 22:54

I never got the appeal of rolling whatever new chan-fad pops up

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 23:07

How does I fortune?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-04 3:42

Well this is certainly an interesting place...

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-04 4:09

fortune came to my birthday

Name: TheRealSlimNigger 2011-07-04 4:24

how does fortune i cant seem to do it lol :3

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-04 15:01

lol

The truth behind #fortune

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48 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 23:56

49 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 17:16

50 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 14:12

51 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 22:42

52 Name: !!vCbAtogbIvQujpH 2010-06-04 5:13

53 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 6:17

54 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 6:17

55 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 20:43

56 Name: Anonymous 2011-05-22 22:40

57 Name: importers exporters directory 2011-05-31 22:50

58 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 6:30

59 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 6:30

60 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 7:42

61 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 10:31

62 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 12:53

63 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-03 12:56

64 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-03 16:24

65 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2011-07-03 17:06

66 Name: !xhioi10.DY 2011-07-03 17:06

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