/sjis/ - The truth behind #fortune

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

I'm sick and tired of this age-old "omg i wanna do fortune how do i got fortunes????" faggotry that's rampant in /b/. To end it, here's the story behind the whole unfortunate #fortune thing.

In mid-2007 it was decided that anonymity would no longer be enforced in /b/ and so the name field that had been gone for so long was brought back. A new feature was also introduced, called "fortune," which worked with the #fortune command. To make it work, you had to put #fortune in the now non-existent name field. Fortune only worked (and still works) in /b/, nowhere else.

But then, after a while, things got a little out of hand and suddenly there were namefags galore. Due to the abso-fucking-brick-shitting-enormous name faggotry, the name field was quickly taken down. The guys who have fortune now had it when the name field was taken down, and now they're permanently stuck with it.

So no, you can't do fortune. It's simply impossible. The fortune fags are just pulling your fucking gullible newbie leg, so stop asking how to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 8:14 ID:W5afwHSr

Yeah except I can fortune & I started posting on /b/ like 2 weeks ago

Name: Not Anonymous !!bs+RJAOyXTwZJRG 2007-09-22 18:10 ID:vkp8hPfF

ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 14:05 ID:toHGdlL+

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 2:05 ID:AEiKIHYt

Das uber cat?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 13:42

>>1
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/10623

FUCKING GOOGLE, TIGGERNITS. HEARD OF IT?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 22:02

4chan?
NIGGERTITS?

Name: F.O.E. 2007-11-21 11:16

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 2:19

Your pussy's fucked up.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 10:06

Your Pussy's fucked up up up lol's killer

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 5:32

OP is full of shit. there's many factual inacquracies in that. but i'm too tired to point them all out. also namefagging was possible from easly 2007 to september and fortune was still usable with a little trickery. in a hissy fit after caturday nap the overlord deleted it because you are all faggots. srsly

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 19:19

>>11
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 16:12

You CAN INDEED do the fortune.

Notice that the NAme slot is open in OTHER sections of 4chan. If you use #fortune as your name there, then go back to /b/ and post, It will now have your name as #fortune, and you will get your fortune.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:06

>>13
Moot changed it, if you do that it just forms a !4X8vLLNDE2 tripcode.
The new fortune code is #faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:24

>>14
thanks dude

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-02-05 17:01

Thanks

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-02-05 17:02

uhh

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:44

>>14
Works like a charm! Thanks a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 15:13

>>14
Thanks man, I was wondering why it didn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 23:37

thank you anon.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 22:52

>>14
oh! thanks

Name: faggot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-05-30 3:40

amidoinitrite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 6:26

appreciate that lurking we can still get some infos

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:12

o lawd.

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:57

lol

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-06-01 23:53

testing

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

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The truth behind #fortune

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 8:14 ID:W5afwHSr

3 Name: Not Anonymous !!bs+RJAOyXTwZJRG 2007-09-22 18:10 ID:vkp8hPfF

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 14:05 ID:toHGdlL+

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 2:05 ID:AEiKIHYt

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 13:42

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 22:02

8 Name: F.O.E. 2007-11-21 11:16

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 2:19

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 10:06

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 5:32

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 19:19

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 16:12

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:06

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:24

16 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-02-05 17:01

17 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-02-05 17:02

18 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:44

19 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 15:13

20 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 23:37

21 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 22:52

23 Name: faggot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-05-30 3:40

24 Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 6:26

25 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:12

26 Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:57

27 Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-06-01 23:53

28 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

29 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

30 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

31 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

32 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

33 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

34 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

35 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

36 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

37 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

38 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

39 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

40 Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 12:35 ID:jeDYHd+I

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 8:14 ID:W5afwHSr

Name: Not Anonymous !!bs+RJAOyXTwZJRG 2007-09-22 18:10 ID:vkp8hPfF

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 14:05 ID:toHGdlL+

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 2:05 ID:AEiKIHYt

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 13:42

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 22:02

Name: F.O.E. 2007-11-21 11:16

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 2:19

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 10:06

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 5:32

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 19:19

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 16:12

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:06

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 18:24

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-02-05 17:01

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-02-05 17:02

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:44

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 15:13

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 23:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 22:52

Name: faggot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-05-30 3:40

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 6:26

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:12

Name: !4X8vLLNDE2 2008-05-30 12:57

Name: !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-06-01 23:53

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:39