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Too soon.. Some of those corpses still haven't been found.
Gilbert Gottfried lost his Jew card and his job over this.
Daniel Tosh is still not funny:
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Plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance: fake.
You lose a finger nail I'll break up with you. There's no depth to my shallowness.
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Anyone from River City? Nice.
Don't you hate it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid.
Stop lying to yourselves. Babies aren't dishwasher-safe and they never were.
The audience should rape you, right now...
Ok, let's try again... right...now.
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I was in the chaos movie theater, and this guys cell phone went off. So I say: "Hey buddy, Get off the phone please!" And he's like, "Mind your own business retard." So I reach over the seat, and at that moment I see my bracelet: What Would Jesus Do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.Okay, the people that are laughing right now? I'm gonna call you guys half-full. Because you're focusing on the important part of the story: the bracelets are working.