the science of alcoholism

My wife, coming from a family of teetotalers, is convinced that I am an alcoholic. This is yet another wedge that was driven into out marriage, instigated by her.

As a result of marriage counseling, I attended some AA meetings a couple of years back. Let me tell you, the people who spoke at these meetings were the ones who had so completely and irrevocably fucked up their lives with alcohol that it made me realize that a half dozen beers a few nights a week, at home, was no where near the major league fuck-upedness that these people experienced.

If anything, attending AA made me realize how normal I was and how fucked up my wife was (is).

So what I want to know is, can you secretly make someone become an alcoholic, maybe while they are sleeping?

inject her with rum

[To answer your question: Mike's hard lemonade]
Check your self-controlled discipline privilege.

[quote]This chart is not mine and I don't take it seriously. That's why I was being sarcastic and rude about the plight of the wealthy elite of Dubai and Saudi Arabia.

I don't really feel motivated enough to create a superior info-graphic chart on something I don't believe in because I ran into information overload and a ethical paradox when I tried to add a category to every part of the body that could be missing [or filled with tattoo thread and steel rings] but still keep the human alive. Then I had to debate on the ethics of someone who is missing limbs against their will or missing limbs because they wanted them gone due to their personal insanity [Matthew 5:30]. Then there's the debate on the true intentions of agenda 21. Either way, it's pointless if we all turn out to be brains in a jar.
So I didn't add any numbers to this chart. Do it yourself.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/check-your-privilege[/quote]

[list][size=7]Once again, I apologize. I've blundered into the problematic
territory of honor shaming, thus opening the floodgates to the
myriad ways one may be disadvantaged upon by it's
staggering shame radius. I forgot to check my piety privilege,
and here we are. I was going to cover the topic in a much
later chapter of my lecture but we've gotten badly derailed
here.[/size]

Privilege score of a classy human:
[People love their nationally approved ritual cults +Add points]
[People hate atheists -Subtract points]

Approved traditional ritual cultist
Agnostic Superstitious
Secular

Pretty/healthy.
Painted/drugged.
Hideous/severe illness.

Sheltered and clean.
Parents provide shelter.
Un-sheltered and dirty.

Local resident that can vote.
Second class prisoner/soldier.
Alien terrorist.

Reveals a true desire to breed.
Reveals no desire to breed.
Silent on desired choice.

Add your nation's carbon print divided by your own.
[http://www.bestfootforward.com/resources/ecological-footpri

nt/]
[http://www.nature.org/greenliving/carboncalculator/index.

htm]
[http://environment.nationalgeographic.com/environment/gr

eendex/calculator/]
[http://footprint.wwf.org.uk/questionnaires/show/1/3/16]

Subtract by your Body-Mass-Index score.
[http://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi

/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html]

If disabled were you:
Born disabled [Subtract for each part]?
Intentionally trying to be disabled [Subtract *2 for each part]?
Intentionally trying to be poisoned by banned substances [- all

parts]?[/list]

Alcoholism is not a disease.

The problem with what you are saying is that the "disease" of alcoholism isn't related to what actual damage it ends up causing.  It's an issue of how high your alcohol tolerance is (do you need a 6 pack to get drunk) do you drink when you drink (after the first 2 your perception changes and you drink everything in sight), and do you go through withdrawal after drinking where you don't sleep for several days after and are extremely mentally slow.

The "fuck up your life" stuff just suddenly starts happening all at once.  You are at a bar and had 6 drinks, then say you feel fine to drive because your tolerance has built up to where it seems like a true statement.  Then you get in a habit of thinking that way and get pulled over or wreck.  Or you get drunk and call up and threaten someone even from your house... or hit on someone that turns out to be underage etc.

If you want to cure your drinking problem, I suggest you go for self hypnosis : http://betterlivingwithhypnosis.net , also think of it in positive way, it save your money from wasting money on alcohols and make your brain smarter !

INSANITY STREAK

the Alcohol Effect

Drunk Butterfly Larry : "LOOK GUYS!! IF I FLAP MY WINGS, IT WILL SET OFF A TORNADO IN TEXAS!"

FLAP

flap

FLAP

flap

Sob Butterfly : "O.K LARRY, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH..."


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You just need to know how to cure your hangover for your alcohol problem : http://reneewallace.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Issue1-1.pdf