Science jokes

So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

OP walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve faggots here."

>>2
y so buttranged

A higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says "We do not allow elementary particles in this establishment," to which the higgs boson replies "But without me, how can you have mass?"

>>4
Through the miracle of dimensional transmutation.