Probability of your 'soul mate'

I'm so depressed ever since she left to college and forgot me. She was the first girl to ever love Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and enjoy Invader Zim and tolerate my mathematical ramblings. What do you think the odds are that I'll ever meet a girl like her again? How many women like Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Zim Invader and Calculus?

I was writing a paper... on the PC and it was like, "BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIP BYIPBYIPBYIPBYIP".  And then, like, half of my paper was gone.  And I was like, "huh?" It devoured... my paper.  (It was a really good paper.)  And then I had to write it again but I had to do it really fast so it wasn't as good.  It's kind've... a bummer.