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What is the EVOLUTIONARY ADVANTAGE...

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 7:05

of morning wood?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 7:35

Hmm. Good question. Perhaps it is a reaction to having to take a piss in the morning? When I experience morning wood, I usually have to piss. Afterwards my morning wood disappears.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 8:03

But if the the bladder is full why do you have an erection? And it makes it harder to hit the bowl ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 9:45

I believe it is a reaction to the surge of testosterone men get in the morning.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 16:47

tells you if your peen is working.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-01 22:27

it's so you can get out raping straight away

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 0:34

>>6

Fuck yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 2:33

so you don't piss yourself in your sleep, lol. :3

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-02 18:12

its a side effect of your body becoming extremely relaxed during sleep

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:39

Morning wood is an effect of sleep, which gives the evolutionary advantage of recharging synapses in the brain etc..

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-24 23:01

If you don't use it = you lose it

it needs to go through a maintenance cycle once in a while

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