I was one of the graders for the Calc 2 final this year, and I noticed there was one girl who turned in an absolutely blank exam. Nothing was written anywhere, except her name. Nothing was written and then erased. They didn't get scratch paper, so she obviously did absolutely NO work on the test at all.
It just confuses the hell out of me. I mean, if you're so clueless about calculus that you can't even get started on a single problem, then by the time the final rolls around, you've gotta be failing so bad that it's pointless to even show up for the final. OTOH, if you for whatever reason *want* to get a zero on the final, again why not just skip it all together?
Noone else seemed too bothered about it, but I really want to know the story. Too bad I didn't write down her name or I could've maybe tracked her down and raped her.