The universe has free will

Proven by no other than John Conway of Game-of-Life fame:
http://arxiv.org/abs/quant-ph/0604079
It's over. Atheists are finished.

1) God is omnipotent
2) God allows us to have free will
3) Free Will would mean, by implication, that God's will is breakable, and therefore God is not Omnipotent.
4) The fact that God would allow people to continue to believe that he is omnipotent when he really isn't means that he is guilty of lying.
5) Satan is the father of Lies
6) God is Satan

Q.E.D.

Fix'd