Tips for College please?

Hello /sci/ I am an aspiring "want to do lots of shit"-fag. I want to study mathematics, physics, astronomy, creative writing, and computer programming. But deciding a major won't be the hard part. The hard part for me is getting into college in the first place.

I have been raised in a shithole town next to the Navajo Reservation and have been led up in my life thinking that I was intelligent and clever. I can write well for the most part, but I no longer believe that. So I don't know if I can rightly get into college, entrance exams or no. I'm a good test taker, but I don't have a lot of common sense.

So for all you guys in college, what information precisely did you need to sign up in all the trips you went to register for classes? Because I cannot drive to my college, I'd have to walk there over the course of half a day. I want to have all my shit together when I go.

I'd also like to know any handy scholarships or loan places that would help pay for college or for housing either on campus or nearby.

I hate cum buckets like you. You'll wail to everyone that you want to be a creative writer, read the wikipedia entry for creative writing, then write blog entries about how you'll never be the best creative writer in the world. If you want to be a creative writer, then do some fucking creative writing. In the time it took you to contemplate and write out that post, Frank Lloyd Wright created the Falling-Water house. I'm sorry, did I ruin your shit?