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yellow chunks in my cum

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 12:24

there are yellow chunks in my cum
i can knead them like little balls of dough
when they dry up they form little sharp mountains

what is this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 12:44

AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 12:51

>>2
I can't be aids or any other VD, I'm a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 13:14

>>3
Toilet seats.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 13:32

>>3

yah its AIDS.  This is called HB53-plasticized-immunoviral compound, also known as AIDS Putty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 13:39

i had that problem too for like a week, then it stopped. i was told its basically super powered sperm. if you came onto a girls face, millions of lil fetuses would form on her face.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 14:49

chocolate chips

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 21:10

sounds like a release of semen mixed with a little urine, buddy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 23:18

It's called smegma. It's dry urine+sperm. Wash your damn penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-06 0:47

I get this discharge of clear stuff that I can roll around like a booger. What do you call that Mr. Smarty pants?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-06 1:05

>>1
You are the result of a genetic experiment by the military. Your bodily functions were modified to synthesize weapons.
Those 'sharp mountains'? Throw them at an approaching attacker, and watch them hurt their feet by threading on them.
The project kind of fizzled out when they discovered that most enemy combatants wore boots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-06 23:33

>>11

Well, thanks, I guess. So that basically just means my sex life is fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 12:55

>>1

better than ants

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 14:22

>>1
Little Chinese fetuses

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 11:56

>>14
Can you get that from fucking chink women?
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