Is it possible..

that time itself is slowing down or speeding up? Would this possible acceleration account for an extra dimension of time? Probably stupid, but I'd like to know how it would be wrong. The thing about the big bang => 98% of matter in a few minutes seems a little weird, and if time is changing, maybe that would account for it?

1: So if I don't stop conforming to what I want to conform to and conform to what you want me to you will think I am a "conformist.
onoz ;-;
2: No I want to sit down.
3: I will stay seated thx.
4: I can do good impersonations but usually I use my own voice.
5: Yes, I don't want to go hungry and I know I must do my bit for the economy.
6,7, 8, 10: My salary is under 6 figures but I obtain a large amount of capital from my investments, of course most of it is tied up in stock but I know it will pay off eventually. The increase in my income exceeds the rate of inflation.
9: I take measures to evade tax where possible but tax goes up as my income increases, the proportion I pay generally decreases.
11: I will make a cup of tea next probably.
12: I am a sapient being and it seems I am of a species about 50000 generations fresh from evolving the ability to construct civilisation in a planet inhabitted by my contemporaries during a period in which our civilisation has for the most part avoided various perils and is rapidly developing it's science.