Ex-religious people, how did you get out?

I snuck aboard a train heading for Finland, where I could spend the rest of my days in worship of our god Athe.

I guess things never really fit at all for me. The reality presented by my catholic teachers gave me a sense that the world is wonky and unknowable, and that we shouldn't even try to understand it. Not long after I became an internet nerd, I found a joke on a site saying that heaven and hell is just a concept parents came up with to order disobedient children. It was then that I realized that that scenario made much more sense. The veil of anti-curiosity was kept over me, but I think it was that moment that sparked my incredulity, leading to my eventual full-fledged Atheism.

Also, cocks.

...but it's not your fault, U R THE ACTIVE/INACTIVE RESULT OF FAILYOUR, BLAME THEM. *there, that's your scapegoatizm hard at work* you tell em, anon!