Ex-religious people, how did you get out?

I snuck aboard a train heading for Finland, where I could spend the rest of my days in worship of our god Athe.

I guess things never really fit at all for me. The reality presented by my catholic teachers gave me a sense that the world is wonky and unknowable, and that we shouldn't even try to understand it. Not long after I became an internet nerd, I found a joke on a site saying that heaven and hell is just a concept parents came up with to order disobedient children. It was then that I realized that that scenario made much more sense. The veil of anti-curiosity was kept over me, but I think it was that moment that sparked my incredulity, leading to my eventual full-fledged Atheism.

Also, cocks.

It's a simple rational problem:

Activity vs Inactivity
Actively committing Genocide(pulling the trigger) vs Inactively commiting Genocide (letting it happen).
Actively sitting on the couch(choosing to sit on the couch) vs Inactivly sitting on the couch(not choosing to do anything but sit on the damned couch).

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