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0, divide it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 5:14

x/0

Opinion?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 5:43

>>1
That emoticon has a crooked nose.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 7:40

Slice a cake into 4 equal parts and each part is 1/4 of a cake.

Slice a cake into 1 equal part and the part is 1 whole of a cake.

Slice a cake into 0 equal parts and eh.... how can you have a cake made up of 0 parts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 9:49

(a/b) / (c/0)             *Given that c =/= 0*

= (a/b) * (0/c)

= a/b * 0

= 0



I have successfully performed a mathematical operation that involved division by zero.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 13:07

0/0 = 1

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 6:18

It's because you are still basing your equation off of 1x cake silly. 0x is actually in the realm of imagination as it does measurable except by the number 0, as a place-holder.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 8:04

>>3

Take 3 cakes from pile of 5 and you have 2 left

Take 5 cakes from pile of 5 and you have 0 left

Take 6 cakes from pile of 5 and you have oh wait, this metaphor doesn't allow for negative numbers. This trully means that you can't have debt or use negative numbers!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 9:48

>>7
Then you have minus one cake.

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-09 16:12

now we have a cake that we can't eat cause it is mortgaged to another company and the only way we can pay it off in order to eat it is to keep it intact and grow equity.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 22:14

>>9
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Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-10 1:31

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 10:40

x/0 = infinity, unless x is zero, in which case the Universe will implode, and it will be awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 11:05

Dividing by zero is the holy grail of maths. I think these profs should stop working on obscure pointless stuff and get working on this important problem.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 11:15

x/0 = infinity, except when x = 0, in which case the Universe will implode, and it will be awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 12:23

X/0 and Y/0 are both perfectly normal in Algebra and can be graphed

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 14:31

>>15

That's because they're both fucking zero.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 16:09

ur overtrolling it, guize.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 17:08

A number over zero simply means the number has no slope.  That is the definition. 

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