Why does AnOnYmOuS 2U put me to sleep?

It's strange, I can grasp all the points made by AnOnYmOuS 2U, and yet the cadence of his words sends me into a lull, like the tides moving at the hour of twilight, making me drift off into melancholic exhaustion.  What is the cause of this?

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That's just a flaw in the code of the CIA test program that represents itself as "AnOnYmOuS 2U".  I have a superior codebase.

In other words, I properly format my paragraphs.