God exists.

I'm god, so.. I guess I'll take a request to prove I exist.

Ok, here goes my shot at it.
In order for God to exist let's put some scientific ideas on the table first:
For every action there is an equal AND opposing reaction. YES?
Who here understands kinetic and potential energy? Anyone?
Ok, if you have firm grasps on that and put together the next thing, YOU'LL shit your pants.
Everything has a duality, ie water can help or hinder, ie transference points are a means for potential influence, interaction, integration, or segregation depending upon the combined efforts of opposing elements.
Everything can influence everything contacted via transference.
So,
if you are aware of the reaction, and you are able to influence the action to take part and are able to cause the reaction, but ponder on other possibilities; you have discovered choice.
When you break down elements down to their finer units, say atoms for example:
Atoms aren't self-aware and able to divide and observe its actions, reactions, or those of an opposing element and thus has no choice to make; except to follow its nature.
Thus whatever an atom is attracted to it will move to find it and locate it and influence and merge with it via transference.
The reaction on the level of an atom will be significantly smaller reactions, but we as humans are able to observe these now on a computer screen.
So, with all of that information, whether the latter is true or not;
The definition of God, IMHO, is described below and brought into light.
Potential energy has not occured yet only from the point just before initial activity, and thus may have alternative outcomes depending upon opposing influential potential energies.
Basically; everything that exists has within it the ability of potential and kinetic energy, we can easily observe kinetic energy, but potential energy {{we must visualize using our imagination (God thinks of the future).
When we begin to forsee different outcomes based upon past events or experiences we are using reason (Satan reasons like a man). }} -duality
And thus you are now prevy to my limited yet profound loose understanding of how energy in everything works. And so everything in nature is of god and the devil, but god made the devil so god is "duality of transference of potential energy".
Everything has a natural state of balance, when that balance is tipped one way or the other, the nature of energy is to return to that natural state of balance, ie thermal induction, habits, addictions, etc ad infinitum.
But wait! There's more! Just wait till I start quoting the bible and quran and torah and the like. But I'll save the rest for next time. :)