>>7
Even if I was inclined to listen to the deranged babbling that we laughingly call "your speech", you've been observed scarfing up
entire shoals of dick particles like some sort of baleen whale. Your frenzied hunger for dick has produced a remarkable shortage, and now I'm hearing from the news that dick in any form has to be imported from Argentina at great expense.
You alone are responsible for the dick shortage. Good god, man, take a
breather from your constant, convulsive gulping!