what does solid noble gas feel like?

You put on some thin gloves that insulate from absolute zero temperatures but allow you to feel texture, you then dip your hand into a bowl full of absolute zero neon. What would it feel like?

Noble gases aren't solid at absolute zero. The fact that the atoms don't move does not make it a solid. lrn2phasetransitions.
Helium does the superfluidity thing, too, though the other noble gases probably won't.