what does solid noble gas feel like?

You put on some thin gloves that insulate from absolute zero temperatures but allow you to feel texture, you then dip your hand into a bowl full of absolute zero neon. What would it feel like?

as your glove contacts the superfluid, you are overwhelmed by the perfect smoothness of the impossibly cool gas. Amazed, you revel in its satiny feel, gleefully letting it "flow" through your fingertips, if flow is the right word. It is only until the searing pain hits your arms do you realize the gravity of your mistake, and by then, you're already a cube. the fluid climbs the walls of its container, as well as the outer lining of your gloves. defying gravity, it flows around any surface in contact, with unbelievable surface tension... that is, until it reaches your warm fleshy skin. The slightest of warmth is enough to surpass its heat of vaporization, and you are engulfed in an icy cloud of gas, a fraction of a degree above zero. So cold... So very cold... Where has my warmth gone? So cold...

BAD END