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Large nose pores

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 12:42

I have huge nose pores.  Is there any type of plastic surgery to get rid of this?  Would a chemical peel work or just make them deeper?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 16:28

Apply vast amounts of highly concentrated sulfuric acid, and those big pores will disappear (along with the rest of your face, but who gives a shit).

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 17:14

amputate

Name: RedCream 2008-02-25 18:27

The ever present danger of abnormally large nose pores is that Blowfly infestations can set in, leading to the emergence of maggots and fully-developed flies from such pores.  Make sure you clean and inspect your pores if this is the case.

Name: 4tran 2008-02-26 2:41

>>4
Of course, the insects will make the infected pores even bigger.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-26 5:25

>>5
Logically, that means that the probability of future infestation will increase.  Is there a limit to how large such pores can grow in such circumstances?  Links to pics, please.

Name: local fag 2008-02-29 11:39

exfoliate and tone

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 12:22

You'll probably get Lotus nose.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 16:52

>>8
Poor guy. I can testify from personal experience that Lotus Nose sucks. Um, wait a second... I'm thinking of Lotus Notes. Lotus Notes sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 18:44

>>9
quiet, you plebe.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 20:11

>>9

What's wrong with it?

Name: RedCream 2008-02-29 22:50

>>11
Lotus Notes really doesn't do anything more than a smaller, more workable database system, used alongside an email client app.

These big software packages are tar babies for corporations to get stuck in.  There is a certain economy of scale, but the support costs turn out to be so ruinous over time that the companies may as well just have tried a duo or trio of simpler and smaller client apps that were well-tested to have worked together in some fashion.

It's not called "Lotus Bloats" for nothing, guys.  All enterprise solutions should be viewed with great skepticism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 2:22

>>12
Flat text FTW

Name: 4tran 2008-03-01 6:52

>>12
in b4 Vista

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 15:47

Vist-- Aw.

/I too have large nose-pores, OP. Wash your face with soap and water regularly, and try exfoliating and using cold water.

//Or chop it off.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 21:10

It's pretty obvious that you have large nose pores because your BLACK!
BLACK! like a BLACK nigger!
BLACK niggers, check and it and see,
I got a fever of one hundred and three....

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