Haskell and Scheme are related?

The code "1 + 1" in Haskell: ((+) 1 1)
The code "1 + 1" in Scheme: (+ 1 1)

The code "print ``Hello, world!''" in Haskell: N/A (can't be done)
The word "print ``Hello, world!''" in Scheme: (display "Hello, world!")

>>1
You suck at Haskell.
In related news, gb2/prog/.

>>2
Well, I somehow clicked on /sci/ when what I wanted was /prog/ ;_;  I noticed the unreplaced ``word'' before that and thought I had to end my life to preserve my honor as an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Luckily it somehow ended up here, and I can continue my existence of forced satorization of code.

>>3
satorization?

>>4
Back to /b/, please.

>>5
I probably should have rephrased my question as "what does satorization mean?"  It doesn't help that google only has 5 hits...  Nevertheless, one of them suggested that it's some variation of the word "satori".  How it is related, I have no idea.  If anybody has the patience to help me, that would be lovely, otherwise, I'll remain the dumbfuck I am right now.

>>6
Lurk so much moar.

>>6
yeah, hao dare you not know something

>>6
What do you think -ization makes of a word?

colony
colonization

I have a feeling that there is a connotative meaning to "satori" that I cannot obtain from wikipedia.

>>10
Which is why you're expected to lurk moar.

Blessed are the ones that do not lurk on /prog/, for their eyes have been spared of many memes.