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What's a good stock to buy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 14:42

Besides one that's been mentioned a million times on Jim Cramer's show or the newspapers and media..

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 14:56

Science & Math

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 20:49

>>1
2008/06/30 call on SPDR ENERGY SECTOR at $66.00 12 $6.80 $8.70 $10,440.00 27.94%  $2,280.00

2008/06/21 call on ISHARES BRAZIL INDEX FD at $75.00 10 $8.30 $10.30 $10,300.00 24.10%  $2,000.00 

2008/07/19 call on APPLE INC at $100.00 3 $28.95 $35.40 $10,620.00 22.28%  $1,935.00 

FUCK I DONT RECOMMEND ANYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 0:04

Beekeeping is going to take off like hotcakes soon.  Load up on beekeeping stocks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 6:02

sagesage

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 7:59

>>4
Bees everywhere are still dying in massive numbers. Invest in flykeeping.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 11:07

>>3

2008/06/30 call on SPDR ENERGY SECTOR at $66.00 12 $6.80 $9.40 $11,280.00 38.24%  $3,120.00 

2008/06/21 call on ISHARES BRAZIL INDEX FD at $75.00 10 $8.30 $12.00 $12,000.00 44.58%  $3,700.00 

2008/07/19 call on APPLE INC at $100.00 3 $28.95 $35.05 $10,515.00 21.07%  $1,830.00 

LOL BRAZIL AND ENERGY PS FUCK I STILL DONT RECOMMEND ANYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 14:41

short sell in one of those banks struggling after the sub prime crisis, do your research and you will find one about to die.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 17:55

>>8

suddenly, a wild WARREN BUFFET appears, and PURCHASES your SHORTSOLD COMPANY.

jk but really, use put options if you want to do that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:05

>>7

2008/06/30 call on SPDR ENERGY SECTOR at $66.00 12 $6.80 $10.40 $12,480.00 52.94%  $4,320.00

2008/06/21 call on ISHARES BRAZIL INDEX FD at $75.00 10 $8.30 $11.70 $11,700.00 40.96%  $3,400.00 

2008/07/19 call on APPLE INC at $100.00 3 $28.95 $36.05 $10,815.00 24.53%  $2,130.00 

lame

Name: 4tran 2008-02-16 5:53

Enron

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 15:50

Countrywide

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-22 16:21

The American dollar is an illusion that runs on faith and has no real value.  Any stock is as good as any other.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 6:32

>>13
Any currency has as much value as other people believe it has, so the fact that it runs on faith doesn't make it worthless. I don't mind other people's delusions buying me a new house.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 10:17

>>13
Communist who doesn't understand the service sector.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-23 15:44

Buy SCO, I hear they're booming right now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 0:44

>>13
gold is an illusion that runs on faith and has no real value.  any buddhist is as good as any other.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 9:19

>>17
People need to stop niggering about the gold standard as if it would solve anything. The gold we mine grows linearly, while the actual wealth in a post-industrial society grows exponentially. Returning to the gold standard would cause massive continuous deflation, which, while not a horrid thing in the very short term for small-time consumers, is a very terrible thing for the economy in general in the medium-to-long term.

Ron Paul is a fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 14:33

People need to be educated on what money exactly is. Money is a certificate stating you own a fraction of the nation's wealth, when you exchange it or good and services you are exchanging your certificate for that wealth. That's how the first paper money came about back in ancient greece by blonde blue eyed aryans.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-24 14:34

>>16
It's SCOXQ.PK on the NASDAQ, and it's a poster child for what's wrong with the stock exchange.  It should have been delisted years ago.

It's bankrupt and about to surrender anything it has to Novell as a result of court order.  Some VC freak is trying to take it private, too.  What a scam.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOXQ.PK

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-24 18:02

>>20
the nasdaq is a no mans land anyway.  who cares what's listed on it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 6:02

RedCream is such a fucking retard.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-25 18:28

>>22
Buyers of SCOXQ.PK are such fucking retards.
FIXED.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 21:18

>>22,23
There's no reason you both can't be right.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 3:48

>>10

2008/06/30 call on SPDR ENERGY SECTOR at $66.00 12 $6.80 $12.65 $15,180.00 86.03%  $7,020.00 

2008/06/21 call on ISHARES BRAZIL INDEX FD at $75.00 10 $8.30 $14.30 $14,300.00 72.29%  $6,000.00 

2008/07/19 call on APPLE INC at $100.00 3 $28.95 $25.95 $7,785.00 -10.36%  -$900.00 

I'm not sure if anyones been watching, but over the course of this thread, this portfolio has gone from

>>3
$6215

>>7
8650

>>10
9850

>>25 this post lol
12120

more importantly: 12120/6215 = 1.95 = 195% growth in 2 weeks since mentioned.

notably-- crame-dawg can't match that shit.

ps i still don't recommend anything, and i wouldn't recommend these now, don't cry to me when you fuck up and lose all your money.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 3:49

>>25

woops lol 1.95 = 95% growth. anyway thats still

MAD MONEY

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 3:57

now for anyone who read the above, here's the actual maths since I fucked up and was using the numbers relative to my original position, rather than the one first posted in this thread.

15180 - 11280 =  3900
14300 - 10300 =  4000
7785  - 10620 = -2835

5065 gain on 32200 =
15% in 2 weeks.

btw I'm high as shit right now so Im fucking up everything. 

Peace out

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:11

Penny stocks

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 11:37

>>27
Keep that up for a year and you'll receive returns of 3700%.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 13:11

You FOOLS.  Don't you know the current economic downturn is due to a relentless attack by Bearish Jews who want to farm speculative investors for all they're worth?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 18:20

AIG

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 2:35

When's 4chan going public?  I wanna buy some of its stock!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 17:51

Citigroup: C
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