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Exposing genitals to vacuum

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 14:55

I wonder if your penis becomes enlargened in a vacuum. It would be like you were in a giant penis pump.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 15:37

asploses

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-13 23:49

and then it explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 1:36

why dont you try it

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 2:55

Mythbusters?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-14 6:48

Mythbusters created a giant penis pump?  Link, please.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 12:25

Dude.  The Darwin Awards have an incident recorded where a guy tried that...without knowing that the suction in his vacuum cleaner was created by a very sharp rotating blade about an inch into the tube.  In other words, "OH DEAR GOD, THE PAIN!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 12:53

>>7
Urban legend. Vacuum cleaners with that design would never make it onto the market, because penises aside, they'd remove dozens of fingers a year. No company wants that kind of liability, even if they're in a country with shitty or no consumer safety standards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 15:03

>>8
It could've been a Flowbee.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 15:23

>>9
Which isn't a vacuum cleaner.

Name: RedCream 2007-11-16 0:08

LINK.  PLEASE.

Don't make me come over there.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 3:14

>>11
Lurk moar, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 15:20

http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html

Confirmed by Darwin.  In other words, NOT an urban legend.

I actually have the book this was printed in.  The margin notes read, "Accidents like this are common in Germany..."

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-17 6:22

>>13
Confirmed by some dude on the internet? It must be true!
The Darwin Awards are not a reliable source.

There isn't even any such thing as a Singer A-6 vacuum cleaner.

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