Relativiity

Guize, I don't like Relativity theory (both flavors, general and special). It sucks.
Gravity bends space. Light bends time. Srsly guize!
Is there a chance it might be overthrown by something sane any time soon?

I'm pretty sure it says that time appears to slow down as you move faster.

Imagine that you have an infinite straight line to travel along at the speed of light.  There's a clock at the end you're at.  Start moving away from the clock at the speed of light.  Because of the fact that light bouncing off the clock will not reach your eye if you're travelling at the same speed, time appears to stop.  Does this make sense?