Okay, so if I have four cookies, and two small children to equally distribute them to, they each get two. That's four divided by two (4/2), which is two (2).
Distributing ten cookies to three kids is three cookies to a kid, with one left over. 10/3 = 3 with Remainder 1.
Anyone who can tell me how many cookies I give to a kid if I have some cookies and no kids wins teh Internets and has successfully divided by zero.
Anyone who tells me how many cookies I give to zero kids when I have zero cookies needs to show their work to the world, as this would successfully solve 0/0 and, by extension, 0^0 (zero to the zero power.