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King James Version

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 8:09 ID:1UgU0YU+

This is not the original version of the Bible. The original version was written in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. This is not even the original English version such as the Wycliff Bible and many others.

I'm sick of these far-right ignorant Christians viewing the King James Version as if that's exactly to every last word how it was revealed by God to mankind and that every other Bible is written by Satan. I understand if people like the KJV for its poetic writing, its use of old fashioned style of English, and its tradition but saying it's "the highest of Bibles" is ridiculous.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 8:28 ID:Heaven

o rly

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 8:31 ID:Heaven

Actually there's an interesting tractation that deals with this subject. Check your local library for the the works of the esteemed scientific-religious author "Jack Chick".
Also, GTFO. Try /rel/ or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 11:04 ID:CrMEPFer

all bibles/christians/religous people are ghey/retarded

end of story

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:50 ID:F+SJJhEw

The King James version is classy, it is like the steak of Bibles, the American Standard Version is luncheon meat compared to KJV.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:54 ID:Heaven

>>4
including atheists.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:26 ID:5AYeq4ap

>>3


It is because of atheists faggots like you that there will never be a"/rel/" on this site. Which is ironic, because half of the posts in this board are related to religion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:30 ID:5AYeq4ap

I am not kidding you, this is "Science and Math" and twelve of the fourty threads in here are related to God and religion. Thats over twenty-five percent! This site really does need a religion board.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 14:56 ID:+opHeX3E

all teh bIbles u has now is remixes. None r scene rls. None r original versions 1.0.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 18:53 ID:F4xXm1x0

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:24 ID:qjibNBDd

NO WAI
OMG U R SU SMURT
I wish I was like you<3
Then I, too, could use the internet and commonly-known facts about holy books from various religions to be Captain Obvious! <3<3<3
You lucky squid~

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 22:19 ID:+fwWgdDm

Spoiler: The King James Version was written by Shakespeare.
Psalm 46 was written when Shakespeare was 46 years old. The 46th word in the psalm is "shake" and if you count 46 words back from the end, that word is "spear."
Since Shakespeare is considered by many to be a God, then the KJV is God's word, therefore God exists.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 19:39 ID:9Z8I/RHH

>>12

Wow, what a damn coincedince.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 20:03 ID:VIG4xyHj

>>12

I can't argue with flawless logic,  Shakespeare is the one true God.

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