Is this SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE?

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That looks more like a minor graph of the rate of increase of your gayness.

It's also no accident that "gayness" rhymes with "anus".  The point of that matter is that the English language was created by proponents of buggery in Medieval times so that fags could write quatrains ("queertrains"?) of gaylove to each other.  FACT.