>>15
Once again, have you checked the manifests of the equipment sent up on all spaceflights? Of course you haven't, since you're a dumbfuckass. At any rate, tea has already been enjoyed in space, and I find it rational to consider the container of such tea to be a "teapot":
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=astronauts+tea+space
Space hotels are reportedly going to be serving tea. Do you think they will be serving them in specially designed anti-teapots just to fulfill your nonsensical notion?
>>16
If not a teapot, then a
teasqueezer. A teasqueezer in space is just a teapot by another name, and I predict that people using teasqueezers will just call them
teapots.
>>18
There are no Jewbases on the Moon. They already own all the American military bases across the world, so it's not like they're lacking for bases and felt the need for an extraterrestrial one.