PROOF THAT GILGAMESH EXISTS

I have found his beard right beside our house

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2599/beardgf9.jpg

WOW!  No Human could possibly have a weirdy beardy like that!  That MUST constitute Gilgamesh proof!

Oh, wait.  Humans look like that all the fucking time.  It looks like we'll have to wait a bit longer for proof of Gilgamesh.

Of course, proof of Gilgamesh should have been laying around like leaves in autumn for millennia.  Since we have ZERO examples, the only rational conclusion is that there's no Gilgamesh in the fucking FIRST PLACE.  End.  Of.  Story.

But I found his beard right beside our house.

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"Our" house?  In the middle of the street?  Where there's always something happening, and it's usually quite loud?

HOLY LIVING FUCK YOU CUNTS! I FOUND FUCKING GILGAMESH'S FUCKING BEARD IN A FUCKING LOAF OF FUCKING BREAD

Beardbread?  I've heard of that.  Old polish families used to make it all the time, and it's still for sale across the world.  Since it's more likely that you have one of those loaves of beardbread, than you actually have the beard of Gilgamesh in a common loaf of bread, I've going to have to rule that one out, too.

Keep looking, though.  According to the savvy logicians here on 4chan /sci/, you can't actually rule out the existence of Gilgamesh, therefore his beard could be out there, somewhere.

{guffaw}

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Holy fuck, RedCream, the OP is just a joke. A JOKE, let that sink in for a second. Anonymous posts a fake "proof" of Gilgamesh for the lulz, with no intention of being taken seriously, and you show up foaming at the mouth. "FUCK YOU TWENTYSOMETHING FUCKOS, A PICTURE OF A BEARDED GUY DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!1one" Well no shit, stop the presses.

Quit stroking your e-peen for a minute and lighten the fuck up, will you?

>>7
I cry for /sci/ every time somebody creates a "proof of gilgamesh" thread...  there are too many of them... and they're all retarded...

>>7
IT'S. A. TROLL. Stop feeding the RedCream. It should be obvious that nobody is so stupid as to blatantly ignore sarcasm at the expense of revealing ones quickly declining ego. 

I cry for /sci/ every time I see a namefag...  there are too many of them... and they're all retarded...

Why does anyone think that "breadbeard" is a real thing?  Who trolled whom, here?  How very post modern, what what?

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Nobody thinks "beardbread" or whatever is real. The tone of your posts indicated that it was VERY IMPORTANT to let the world know that the OP's proof is invalid and that anyone with the audacity to disagree with you is obviously a mere twentysomething academic.

Dipshit.

ROFLMFAO!

sage

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