Egads, fucknutball! If you insist on playing this fucking stupid, then I'm going to have to keep treating you like an assball.
Let's make the comparison between proving rain in Baltimore and proving Gilgamesh. Hmm! A quick check at
www.weather.com for Baltimore and ... WE HAVE FUCKING PROOF IN SECONDS! A quick check at
www.proofofgilgamesh.com ... OH WAITAMINNUT! There just isn't any fucking proof for fucking Gilgamesh, which any fucking retard would have fucking known
SINCE IT'S FUCKING ABSURD!
You keep dancing around the requirement, but sensible men challenge other men to produce evidence of their
crazy fucking assertions. The ones who can't put up the evidence have to literally shut the fuck up while being drowned in the howls of laughter at their stupidity. Absurdity (which I proved above is eminently classifiable) shifts the burden of proof.
The absence of proof for what should be a
very provable assertion is more than enough rational evidence itself for the reasonable man to reject the assertion OUTRIGHT. Yes, that's right, bitch! I just said the absence of proof IS PROOF! For something that should be shitting out megatons of proof, absence of such proof is assuredly good enough to say "ah it doesn't fucking exist". Elephants don't fucking TIPTOE or LEVITATE, you stupid fuck! No elephant tracks = no fucking elephant!
You academic twentysomething CHILDREN obviously don't like that, but thank Gilgamesh that you don't run the fucking world. (What a fucking travesty THAT would be if it happened!)
P.S. Look, bastard, books are filled with lies. I can go to any bookstore and get thousands of books filled with lies, usually culled from sections labeled "fiction", "religion" and "investing". That's yet another reason why I howl with laughter when the goddies produce A BOOK as their evidence for their particular giant alien space monster. More than ever, Gilgamesh just SCREAMS the requirement for GREAT GOBS OF PROOF.
No wonder America is seeing a rise of religious stupidity. You fuckfaces actually think you can rely on baseless claims since some stupid "Logik Kourse" told you it was OK. Well, it's not OK, fuckfaces! Keep saying absurdity has credit in the proof game, and I'm going to keep laughing your foolish asses out the door!