PROOF THAT 1=0.9999...

Here's some proof for you stupid nitt-witts that think this is true
1 = 1
2 = 2
3 =/= Pie
Now look what you all fail to realise is that when you divide something by the sum of the amount of times you had sex with men that the answer is not equal to the amount of times you had sex with women, now, you're all a bunch of cock-sucking nerds and you need to shut the fuck up with your 0.9999... = 1, it's not interesting, I mean seriously, get a life, and by life, I mean peanuts, and by get, I mean buy, and by a, I mean some, now go on your epic mission!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999... is fucking WRONG. Anyone who believes it is real is a dumbass. 0.999... is different from 1 by an infinitesimal quantity. The so-called "proof" is not meant to work with infinitesimal numbers, just like some calculators can't deal with the square root of negative one equaling imaginary one.