The Holy One has descended! After waiting for millennia, our holy order is finally graced with your divine presence in the form of RedCream. We support you in your efforts to crush the fallacies of Jesus, Gilgamesh, God, flying teapots, Jewgods, and tiptoeing dragons with your perfect logic. Humiliate those fools who would question the soundness of your logic!
Our main desire is to know your plans for existence. In return, we offer our eternal servitude. Please, enlighten us; show us the truth.