I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO

can you?

sure can, I do it all the time! Here I'll show you.... oh shi-

The zero operation is intrinsically linked to the ground state of the free vacuum.  Dividing anything by zero (except zero itself) threatens that ground state.  If more people do it, a critical threshold will be reached, the very fabric of spacetime around the Earth will be overstressed ... and will rip asunder, sending the Earth into another universe of unknown physical laws.

DON'T DO IT!  DDBZ!*

* Don't Divide By Zero!

How do you greet Yoshi just as he's about to divide by zero?


Yo SHI-

>>3
Is it safe to divide by infinity?

#5, it's safe only in that it's impossible.  Have you ever heard that old joke?:  If you had everything, where would you put it?  Therefore, where would you stick that infinity?

You can try to do the impossible but will fail.  The structure of spacetime is very accommodating to the existence of an "epic fail".  This is a good design for the universe since it allows a large number of 4chans to exist.

>>6

i'd stick everything in her pooper

>>5

you can use limits to "divide by infinity", but you're not really, you're just considering the limit. x / x+1, as x-->infinity is "infinity/infinity" but the limit is actually 1.

I feel the need, the need for weed!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.