Untouchable Science

ITT, techniques that scientists use as barriers to entry to keep the common man from understanding and/or evaluating their claims.

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Secondly, wtf do you  know scientists?  All of them want to be renowned worldwide for their discoveries, because this leads to publicity and grants and more money, ad infinitum.

In addition, many professors are egoists whose sole purpose in life is to have a unit named after themselves.  Do you not think if a scientist were to discover some relation such as E = mc^2, or F = ma, easily evaluated by grade school students, that he would keep the equation in a horrendously long form so that only his colleagues would understand it?

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