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Hey why does it seem like I poop less than I eat? Every few months it catches up with me with a bowl-filling movement. Should I do something about this?

when you eat, what you eat get processed in your stomach, guts, etc., most the useable nutrients taken out of it, and the remains are packed into a clump of shit. Obviously, if you use something of something, what is left will be less.

I like to call the bowl-filling movements "colon-cleansers."  I try to make a special point of having 'em @work.  There's just something fun about being paid for pooing.

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I could not bring myself to do that. Not because I believe it is unethical but because I always must have a sink next to me so I can wet a tissue and polish my stankhole. I just don't like the idea of having shit stains on my skin, even if it is an ass.

Once I didn't poop for a whole month. I went threw cramps then constipation. Just jiggle your handle every once in a while so your system doesn't back up. Remember you can only potty train a toilet.

Sometimes the logs shift position in the bowl.  This phenomenon is what is known as Brownian motion.

Speaking of which, how much is a mole of poop?  How many grams of poop would I need to make a 5-molar poop solution?